If I were a demon I would be like the one in the Conjuring 2 who is like GET OUT OF MY CHAIR I AM AN OLD MAN and they’d be like why are you haunting this house and I’d be like I cooked all of Guy Fieri’s recipes and now my soul and tummy are eternally restless and I think they would get the message and back off. Like in the Conjuring when Patrick Wilson says the lady demon is knocking on the wall three times to scare children AND mock the Holy Trinity at the same time I’m like wow, what a cool power move, demons are very smart and petty and I respect that. Chris’s rating: 1 out of 5 pizza burnsĪllie: Recently I have been super into movies about demons? I think a lot of it stems from being raised Jewish and not knowing anything about demons and now I’m older and I get to discover all these nifty little things demons do. Also, I burned my mouth on the pizza which sucked but it double sucked because I didn’t burn it enough because I could still taste all this food. Let me tell you her phone is going to be BLOWING UP. Apparently, anytime I eat pizza, I need to immediately inform Allie. I didn’t realize that was where our relationship has evolved to. Later, when we joined back up, we walked by the pizza man again and I mentioned that I’d already had a few samples and Allie was FURIOUS that I hadn’t immediately told her that I had pizza. When I was on my own FOR BASICALLY THE FIRST TIME EVER, I ate like three free samples of pizza. Earlier in the evening, when we were grocery shopping, we split up for a while to speed things up. Allie ate like 20 of them, for some reason. We had basically none of the ingredients, but that didn’t stop us from making it extra gross. Chris: The first thing we made was spinach tostadas with shrimp and potatoes.
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